CHOCOLATE....

-eats chocolate-

Piggeh's Day Out on the Town

Merp, I'm a pig.

Sooo, my name is Piggie. Original, right? Hehe, joking! I like my name. ;)
Merp. I also like waffles with whipped cream, novels, and NOT getting my hooves all grimy on the floor. Which is why I make my servants carry me around.

Humpf, pesky servants. Especially the second one, the Clairehuman. I'm not some lion cub! Why are you holding me like that?! Ergh, flashback.

You see? Ugh.
So, anyways, my schedule for the day:

I'm such a good planner, aren't I?
So, I tried to find a way to get into the car first.

After finding out that the hood didn't have a built-in pig door (people these days! honestly!) I got my servants to open the door for me and lift me into the car.
Then, we were off!

I know that my seat is stylish. You needn't remind me.

Then we arrived at the diner, where the humans took those awful pictures of themselves holding me like a baby lion cub. Moving on, moving on.

The wait was taking FOREVER...

... so I decided to smuggle some crayons! >:D
We finally got a table by the window with some fragrant geraniums in a pot behind us. While we were waiting for food, I might have accidentally got one of the leaves in my mouth and chewed it a bit. Oopsies.

After an eternity (five minutes) the food arrived. I chowed down on some waffles, my absolute favorite! Don't I look simply fabulous in this picture?
After that, we headed to the library and I chose a few books on how to train your human servants. They were a bit rubbish, but soooo funny!

Imagine teaching your human to do this! Hah!

Don't I look studious and oh so refined?
Well, that's all for now, my human servants. I need my beauty rest.
Oh, and you're wondering how I made this post? I simply pilfered the Clairehuman's computer. She has absolutely no notion of where it is! XD
~Piggie

Okay, what the heck? O.o

I am very ashamed of myself, because I searched 'Merp Song.'
And THIS came up:
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=merp+song&qs=n&form=QBVR&pq=merp+song&sc=4-9&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&mid=200C87BB71FBE31A4505200C87BB71FBE31A4505
????? Wha--huh--wayyyt...?!
Apparently, THERE ARE MORE OF THESE BLASTED MERP SONGS!!!!
Lookee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI

That was the only one I could find, luckily. If there is one more, I will die.

Gr7gergvbur aegvuer vtae

Hi.
This is Rose.
Did you know that I own an eyeball wearing a top hat? See for yourself:

Awwww, look at it! Isn't it the most adorable thing you've ever seen?
It's name is Ettie!

Okay. SO.
Due to my lack of a brain, I was like, "Hey! Let's take this blog's banner, and sloppily place dancing sheep all over it! >:D"
So here is my lovely result.

If you do not love it forever, it will smash you with its ugly hooves.

 

Hey, do you want to see icy branches?? Huh?? Do ya???????????

If the answer is yes, then you are in luck, because here are some icy branches! ^-^

Yup. Made, printed, prepared, all for the sole purpose of making you happy.

 

I went into a LOT of trouble trying to upload this picture, because I clicked the thing that's like, "Okay! You can upload dis! :D" and then suddenly all the pictures I had ever taken in the history of Earth started overflowing into this whole post!!!!!!!!!!! It took 5 months to delete them all. :C

 

(Eensy shmeensy disclaimer: It actually was only like 7 pictures. And it took a little over 20 seconds to delete them all. But SHHHHHHHHDON'TTELLANYBODY!!!! Or else. They will hate me.)

POPTARTSSSS!

Poptarts.

They taste like bread... but strawberry-ey. And flavored with sprinkles. :D
Poptarts have inspired many:

And throughout the ages, been eaten mannnyyy times.

Ect, ect, ect.

Today, I would like to note, Rose suggested that we eat poptarts. She ate her poptart quite quickly, I must say. O.O

(I eat poptarts slowly because they make me very hyper.)

Anywayssss... many have heard of this weird gray (almost) anime tabby sporting a poptart:

Merp.

That would be one weird file to download. Personally, I think that it looks more like a virus. o.o

Anything with a rainbow cat loading bar MUST be suspicious.

But, back to poptarts! They come in various interesting flavors that sound disgusting, but taste delicious! Such as

mint,

guava mago,

strawberry milkshake (ickkk),

dulce de leche,

and strawberry cheese danish. 

(If you don't immediately see the 'strawberry,' it sounds... blech!)

Anyways, hopefully you see my point.

Poptarts are magical things.

Thank you. -bows-

-crowd applauds-

Rose Has Alerted Me to This.

Gaze in awe upon the aurora borealis with the head of a dog.

GAAAAZZZEEEE.

I can predict that your jaw is dropping in amazement and your eyes are as wide as saucers. 

AAANNNDDD, my BFFL Rose is making a blog, so clickyyy here, I command you! >:D

That reminds me of Walt Disney, a very interesting person.

He apparently made a Mickey Mouse-inspired gas mask...

O.O

Terrifying, no?

Now, food with googly eyes will collectively shriek at the sight. Ready? GOOOO!

"AHHH! I'M A MOONPIE! I HAVEN'T A MOUTH! D: D: D:"

"We are donuts. Proceed with your dayyyy...."

Er. I can't... even... this is so... O.O

Stapler. For the trillionth time, you aren't a food. Go away.

Ehehe, I can't think of any more randomness to add to my terrible posts. 

Anyways, Ciao.

~Claire... aka Edwingrim2.

I Am On the Bus

Good morning,  All.

I would like to announce that I am on the bus.

Now please proceed with your lives.

Websites in the universe

Hello Random-ers, this is Rose here.

So, I was looking back on this site that I had helped my sister make a couple years ago, differentanimals.shutterfly.com . It's a kinda weird site, since it is basically the random thoughts of a kindergartener typed in perfect grammar (edited by older sis Me.)

I mean, look at this:

Zerp.
Isn't it kinda weird? I think so.
And then, you put some more dirt on top of it.
And then, you put even more dirt on top of it.
And then, and then, and then, and then, you put so much dirt, and then you exclaim, "Canoe!", and then you faint, and then you wake up, and then you see stars, and then this appears in front of your face:

So true.

People will never be as cool as that duck. That duck is just so... epic! I mean, how the coin do you ride a wave with just two measly flippers? And since when do ducks have any interest in surfing at all? Dunno. O.o

 

Hey, there is actually a song about birds surfing. Listennnnnnn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLqMB6vBic

 

 

Anyways, I'm going to talk about websites some more. Have you ever been to hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com ?

I find it odd.

It is like:

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It's beautiful, isn't it? And apparently, according to its googly-eyed writer, that yellow unicorn-horn is supposed to be a ponytail. It is a very intriguing site, although in some parts, it's kind of... weird, and I wish I hadn't read some its grimmer posts.

Like, err, this one.

 

Merp.

(That's not even the worst, though.)

 

 

So. One day, I was like, "I wonder what's at Weird.com?" so I typed, W-W-W-.-W-E-I-R-D-.-C-O-M.

And then, before I could exclaim, "Printer paper!  :D :D :D"--THIS appeared.........

(Click to enlarge.)

Hold on... "Secrets of the Weird"?!?!?! WHAAA?!?!?! Where are the secrets? >:D

-scrolls down-

It seems... there aren't any. :/

 

For some reason, Claire found this weird place called www.wwdotcom.com , and this is all it has to say.

!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

AYYYY!
I need to run away. Bye.

Sincerely, Your Piece of a Flowerpot,
-Rose

 

 

 

 

The Perfect Mint. ;)

So... yeah. U eats it.
No, not ZIS:

THIS!!!!

As you can see, I'm feeling especially random today.

Yay. 'Paris in a cup.'

~Claire.