POPTARTSSSS!

Poptarts.

They taste like bread... but strawberry-ey. And flavored with sprinkles. :D
Poptarts have inspired many:

And throughout the ages, been eaten mannnyyy times.

Ect, ect, ect.

Today, I would like to note, Rose suggested that we eat poptarts. She ate her poptart quite quickly, I must say. O.O

(I eat poptarts slowly because they make me very hyper.)

Anywayssss... many have heard of this weird gray (almost) anime tabby sporting a poptart:

Merp.

That would be one weird file to download. Personally, I think that it looks more like a virus. o.o

Anything with a rainbow cat loading bar MUST be suspicious.

But, back to poptarts! They come in various interesting flavors that sound disgusting, but taste delicious! Such as

mint,

guava mago,

strawberry milkshake (ickkk),

dulce de leche,

and strawberry cheese danish. 

(If you don't immediately see the 'strawberry,' it sounds... blech!)

Anyways, hopefully you see my point.

Poptarts are magical things.

Thank you. -bows-

-crowd applauds-