Epic Storeh.

Ex-act-ly. 

So, why am I shoving the definition of 'random' into your collective faces?

Because I have a random, nonsensical, utterly weird story to tell. 

So, once there was a bright, scaly dino by the name of Lieeee.

Yes, that's Lieeee. Up there. ^

And she lived there, in the elegant penguin house, with her adopted penguin parents Celery and Tube who had taken her in as an infant from the Rice Cake Chomp orphanage.... or RCC for short.

They ate glazed roses every day: breakfast, lunch, and dinner, which gave Lieeee her rosy pink complexion. 

Then suddenly these creepy little bunnies exploded from behind one of the crumbly old pillars and hopped onto the dinner table, stuffing the roses into their mouths. They were wearing these long, baggy togas, presumably to make them resemble ghosts.

All Lieeee knew was that they were potentially dangerous, so she snatched the fire extinguisher off of the wall where it hung and drew a fluffy circle around the two weird bunnies. The chilly, frosting-liked substance smelled like chemicals.

Then they all became best pals and ate the frosted flowers until they got stomach aches then tossed the fire extinguisher out the window, THE END.