DOGES

SUCH SCARE

WOW

MUCH OVER

VERY WHELM

This reminds me of a random carnival at I went to over the summer, where they selled like 5-squillion different types of fried foods that smelled mouthwatering. I think one stand might've even had fried zucchini! o.o

Uhh, can doges even go on diets? Because I doubt they actually can. 

SO CEREAL

When I wake up in the morning, the sun's still down, so I usually awake with "many darkness" instead of "many sunshine."

Ummm... umm... umm...

This reminds me of the weird 'Pokemon Games' that my brother used to be OBSESSED with a year or two ago. He would spend hours collecting weird pixelated critters in red and white balls.

I feel like I've seen this one before, for some reason.

Doge really needs some grammar and punctuation help. o3o

*EXPLODES*

So I Zoomed Out as Far as I Possibly Could...

... and this happened.

*explodes*

Hi, world!
Since I haven't posted in 5-squillion years, I decided that today would be a good day.
I feel like I've kinda lost my touch for randomness, but I'll try my best to make this the randomest post possible! c:<
So, guess what?
This week on the Randomness Blog issssssss...
*cue da dramatic drum roll*

FLUFFY ANIMAL WEEEK!

To start things off, here's a picture of a fwuffeh special breed of sheep. :3

Awww, doesn't it just look like a giant fluffeh Oreo?

Hey, let's have a giant random sheepie party! Reeeady? Set? SHEEEP!

Sheepies on da hills!

Photogenic Lleyn sheepie chillin' on the grass.

Here's a random snippet of a conversation that I was typing into the chatbox for Rose. I was describing this weird dream that I had where my dancing teacher taught us a dance the DAY WE WERE SCHEDULED TO GO ONSTAGE :O

Anyways, byeee!

~Claire

Heyyyyyyyy

Do you like to chat? c:<
Well, if so... then go to THIS random website:
http://puffletea.blogspot.com/
:D

Oh, and here is a picture of things falling:

WAAAAAAAT.

Why aren't they falling? They're just sitting there on the screen! >:O

OMG.

THEY'RE DEFYING GRAVITYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AND SO IS FUZZY SNEEZYCLOUD!

Look:

"NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM" --Gecko

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
;) <--- Dat sly little happeh face with his smug little grin.
This post made no sense.
Byeeeee o.o

I bet you're tired of hearing of my many maladies, but...

I HAVE LICE. 

(dun dun dun...)

It's really a pain. The LiceNow people are coming tomorrow to spend an hour sifting through my hair, and I have to use special shampoo on it.

Mooooan.

I searched 'random' and this website was the first thing that popped up: http://www.random.org/

Ummm, after looking at it, I found that it apparently generates random numbers. 

I already have enough math in my life, thank you very much annoying website.

*~*

After a bit more random web surfing (see what I did there?) I found this weird thingy:

Uhhhhhh....

I just realized that people are really vain in the fact that we like showing off our voices through the art of singing.

It's too late at night for my brain to process that depth of thought.

I have to go to sleep now. Grooooan.

Byyyeeee!

~Claire

I Have A Very Valid Question to All You Viewers:

This Little Stick Person Understands Me:

Me too. Except I also dislike coffee--- it tastes so bitter and feels odd on your tongue.
On the other hand, I WUUUVVVV tea. It tastes so delicious and spicy and herb-y.
Also, update; I have pink eye. My eye is red and crusty. Ew. Luckily, you can't catch it unless you rub your eye then touch someone and they touch their eye, and yeah.
Apparently, though, as long as I'm on pink eye medicine I can go to school.
Now, for a more important topic:
I'M GOING TO FLORIDA NEXT TUESDAY!

YAY! :D

O.O

I found these.

 

 

 

'Hilarious' Quotes.

I had the bad idea to search the web for 'funny quotes' while eating some salted popcorn. Here are some of the odd results:

Thank you, Floor! If you fall, I'll be there too. If floors can fall. Which they can't. Well, I'll be there regardless.

Okay, what?! This makes no sense. I think it was supposed to be 'i'm' instead of 'i,m.' :3

O.O
Uh, cool? I don't think of you as awesome, I think of you as evil, BECAUSE I CAN'T EAT YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE PEANUTS! >:(((
Have you seen that odd commercial at the Super Bowl for M&Ms? It went like this:
Man pulls into driveway of creepy mansion surrounded by smog, gets out of his, car, and opens the trunk. We can't see what is inside, but we assume that it is his prey. 
(Man speaks in German but there are screen caps, so we can tell what he is saying.)
Man: I will chop you up...
and sprinkles you...
all over ice cream! -cackles maniacally-
Screen shifts to the inside of a trunk, and we see an M&M inside.
Red M&M: Well, I don't know what you said, but I'm cool with that.
Man: -cackles-
Red M&M: Wait, what?

So, that's a basic summary of the odd commercial.

Wait, cookies can give you trust issues?! That kind of reminds me of mimicry, which I learned about in second grade, when certain animals mimic each other to blend in.

-explodes-

What kind of person would throw a coconut at his friend? >.<

Ciao.

~Claire

FOOD WITH EYES

Mer mer mer merppppp.....
You're welcome.
-Rose

CHOCOLATE....

-eats chocolate-

Piggeh's Day Out on the Town

Merp, I'm a pig.

Sooo, my name is Piggie. Original, right? Hehe, joking! I like my name. ;)
Merp. I also like waffles with whipped cream, novels, and NOT getting my hooves all grimy on the floor. Which is why I make my servants carry me around.

Humpf, pesky servants. Especially the second one, the Clairehuman. I'm not some lion cub! Why are you holding me like that?! Ergh, flashback.

You see? Ugh.
So, anyways, my schedule for the day:

I'm such a good planner, aren't I?
So, I tried to find a way to get into the car first.

After finding out that the hood didn't have a built-in pig door (people these days! honestly!) I got my servants to open the door for me and lift me into the car.
Then, we were off!

I know that my seat is stylish. You needn't remind me.

Then we arrived at the diner, where the humans took those awful pictures of themselves holding me like a baby lion cub. Moving on, moving on.

The wait was taking FOREVER...

... so I decided to smuggle some crayons! >:D
We finally got a table by the window with some fragrant geraniums in a pot behind us. While we were waiting for food, I might have accidentally got one of the leaves in my mouth and chewed it a bit. Oopsies.

After an eternity (five minutes) the food arrived. I chowed down on some waffles, my absolute favorite! Don't I look simply fabulous in this picture?
After that, we headed to the library and I chose a few books on how to train your human servants. They were a bit rubbish, but soooo funny!

Imagine teaching your human to do this! Hah!

Don't I look studious and oh so refined?
Well, that's all for now, my human servants. I need my beauty rest.
Oh, and you're wondering how I made this post? I simply pilfered the Clairehuman's computer. She has absolutely no notion of where it is! XD
~Piggie

Okay, what the heck? O.o

I am very ashamed of myself, because I searched 'Merp Song.'
And THIS came up:
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=merp+song&qs=n&form=QBVR&pq=merp+song&sc=4-9&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&mid=200C87BB71FBE31A4505200C87BB71FBE31A4505
????? Wha--huh--wayyyt...?!
Apparently, THERE ARE MORE OF THESE BLASTED MERP SONGS!!!!
Lookee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI

That was the only one I could find, luckily. If there is one more, I will die.

Gr7gergvbur aegvuer vtae

Hi.
This is Rose.
Did you know that I own an eyeball wearing a top hat? See for yourself:

Awwww, look at it! Isn't it the most adorable thing you've ever seen?
It's name is Ettie!

Okay. SO.
Due to my lack of a brain, I was like, "Hey! Let's take this blog's banner, and sloppily place dancing sheep all over it! >:D"
So here is my lovely result.

If you do not love it forever, it will smash you with its ugly hooves.

 

Hey, do you want to see icy branches?? Huh?? Do ya???????????

If the answer is yes, then you are in luck, because here are some icy branches! ^-^

Yup. Made, printed, prepared, all for the sole purpose of making you happy.

 

I went into a LOT of trouble trying to upload this picture, because I clicked the thing that's like, "Okay! You can upload dis! :D" and then suddenly all the pictures I had ever taken in the history of Earth started overflowing into this whole post!!!!!!!!!!! It took 5 months to delete them all. :C

 

(Eensy shmeensy disclaimer: It actually was only like 7 pictures. And it took a little over 20 seconds to delete them all. But SHHHHHHHHDON'TTELLANYBODY!!!! Or else. They will hate me.)

POPTARTSSSS!

Poptarts.

They taste like bread... but strawberry-ey. And flavored with sprinkles. :D
Poptarts have inspired many:

And throughout the ages, been eaten mannnyyy times.

Ect, ect, ect.

Today, I would like to note, Rose suggested that we eat poptarts. She ate her poptart quite quickly, I must say. O.O

(I eat poptarts slowly because they make me very hyper.)

Anywayssss... many have heard of this weird gray (almost) anime tabby sporting a poptart:

Merp.

That would be one weird file to download. Personally, I think that it looks more like a virus. o.o

Anything with a rainbow cat loading bar MUST be suspicious.

But, back to poptarts! They come in various interesting flavors that sound disgusting, but taste delicious! Such as

mint,

guava mago,

strawberry milkshake (ickkk),

dulce de leche,

and strawberry cheese danish. 

(If you don't immediately see the 'strawberry,' it sounds... blech!)

Anyways, hopefully you see my point.

Poptarts are magical things.

Thank you. -bows-

-crowd applauds-