'Hilarious' Quotes.

I had the bad idea to search the web for 'funny quotes' while eating some salted popcorn. Here are some of the odd results:

Thank you, Floor! If you fall, I'll be there too. If floors can fall. Which they can't. Well, I'll be there regardless.

Okay, what?! This makes no sense. I think it was supposed to be 'i'm' instead of 'i,m.' :3

O.O
Uh, cool? I don't think of you as awesome, I think of you as evil, BECAUSE I CAN'T EAT YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE PEANUTS! >:(((
Have you seen that odd commercial at the Super Bowl for M&Ms? It went like this:
Man pulls into driveway of creepy mansion surrounded by smog, gets out of his, car, and opens the trunk. We can't see what is inside, but we assume that it is his prey. 
(Man speaks in German but there are screen caps, so we can tell what he is saying.)
Man: I will chop you up...
and sprinkles you...
all over ice cream! -cackles maniacally-
Screen shifts to the inside of a trunk, and we see an M&M inside.
Red M&M: Well, I don't know what you said, but I'm cool with that.
Man: -cackles-
Red M&M: Wait, what?

So, that's a basic summary of the odd commercial.

Wait, cookies can give you trust issues?! That kind of reminds me of mimicry, which I learned about in second grade, when certain animals mimic each other to blend in.

-explodes-

What kind of person would throw a coconut at his friend? >.<

Ciao.

~Claire